Shoot Yer Mouth Off
One-man shows are all well and good but you can hardly have a proper party when it's just you and your tinnies. So if you want to try and gatecrash, have a go. I'll consider anything that's well-written and intelligent, whether it's serious, humourous, weird or a subtle blend of all three.
And, unless you say otherwise, anything you send me will be considered for posting on the front page. This doesn't apply to anything sent by fascists and other idiots - you're fair game for ridicule and insult and will be given maximum exposure regardless.
The comments feature is also there to be used, so use it 
If I decide to edit anything, it'll generally only be for spelling, punctuation or grammar (I'm a bit anal pedantic about that sort of thing).
I'll probably insert a contact form here at some point to make it really easy for you. In the meantime, if you'd rather not use the comments, you can drop me a line the old-fashioned way at
theoldpunk¦at¦yahoo¦dot¦com
I'll get back to you as soon as I've sobered up.